What can melt your heart?

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Me- (laughs)

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

How do people break a narcissist man's ego?

Me- (keep laughing)

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

What is after school detention like in your school?

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

He- (blank face)

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Talks with kids.

Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Everyone - okay didi.

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Scene- oath ceremony

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-