What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 00:40

Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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