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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How often should you forgive someone for hurting you? At what point should you cut ties?

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

A tumultuous week in Los Angeles illustrates the human toll of the Trump administration’s more aggressive immigration crackdown - CNN

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Judge rules Trump administration cannot continue to detain Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil - ABC News

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

What is chudai?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Research roundup: Ping-pong bots, the genetic key for ginger cats, and more - Ars Technica

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Then came..

2 shot outside Minnesota high school graduation, suspect in custody: Police - ABC News

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dakota Johnson Realized This Outfit Mistake Mid-Interview — And Her Reaction Was Priceless - HuffPost

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

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Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?