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11.06.2025 08:12

Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
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Just Forget it!
What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
No way