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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 16:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

ISS Research & Development Conference Cancellation - NASA Watch

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Scottie Scheffler’s wife reveals infant son’s bathroom mishap during Memorial win - New York Post

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

"It Seems Like Science Fiction”: Researchers Unleash Breakthrough Tracking Technology Using Environmental DNA - The Debrief

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thomson Reuters Ushers in the Next Era of AI with Launch of Agentic Intelligence - Thomson Reuters

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Here's Where Traders Expect Broadcom Stock to Go After Earnings - Investopedia

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

No way

Have you been arrested or investigated?