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12.06.2025 16:12

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
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They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Loons and Moons
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
—
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
No way