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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:40

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How often should you forgive someone for hurting you? At what point should you cut ties?
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Then came..
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So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?