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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 08:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do some men want to remain single despite the fact that many women want to have a romantic relationship with them?

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Fed’s Waller sees path to multiple interest-rate cuts this year - MarketWatch

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Fever received 'good news' after Sophie Cunningham's injury, but will she play in next game? - IndyStar

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Why some allergy experts want this popular group of drugs to go away - Deseret News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

I caught my husband of 20 years looking at inappropriate pics of women on TikTok or Instagram. I'm not sure., but when I told him he got mad and made excuses of why they popped up. I then told him how I've snuck on his phone and saw what he's been looking at . We had a horrible big fight. I asked him why did he even marry me when I see the type he likes . Nothing like me, I'm petite, blonde and blue eyes. These women are dark haired dark eyed and have curvy bodies, large breasts, etc. I just don't feel the same about him after this. I can't get over this

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

That whole wheat bread you've been eating is often a trap - it's not what you think it is - Earth.com

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

No way